Saturday at the Toledo Zoo

Just a few picts and comments about today’s trip to the zoo with the in-laws:

The coolest part of the day, one where I didn’t have a chance to take any pictures, was the shark feeding time. Will and I enjoyed watching the black tip sharks scarffing down helpless squid a great deal.


Here’s a picture of a piece of signage at the zoo about the Internet. It doesn’t show up well because of my crappy digital computer, but basically, the text here is about the lack of credibility of Internet sources as it pertains to giant crabs, something perhaps worth remembering in other situations as well.


Here are my in-laws reacting to something at the zoo with a few Mennonite women. For some reason, today was “Mennonite day” at the zoo as a large group from some community or other around here decided to come into town for some G-rated fun. Well, as long as no animals started doin’ what comes natural, it’s G-rated (wink-wink, nudge-nudge).


Will with me on the merry-go-round. As is typical, I took many pictures of the charming son today; somehow, this one rises to the top of the heap as my favorite. BTW, on the merry-go-round, Will rode a seal and I rode a lionness.

Recap on the Alanis Morissette and Barenaked Ladies Concert

Ah yes, a night to remember…

I’ll spare all the details, but will of course dwell on a number of the meaningless ones:

* DTE Energy Center Music Theatre is a good place to see a concert. We saw kd lang there a couple of years ago (oh, and fwiw, she was absolutely amazing. I’d go see her again in a heart-beat) when it was still called “Pine Knob.” The next time I go to a show out there though, I think I’ll remember to plan some minor version of tail-gating. The Mrs. and I ended up splitting a highly over-priced Domino’s pizza when we could have had something better and as simple as sandwiches in the car.

* We ordered our tickets Wednesday on the Internet and they were “e-tickets” that we printed out and took with us to the concert. To get into the venue, we gave our tickets to the woman at the gate, who scanned them with something that looked a lot like a PDA. I realize this is geeky detail, but I found that interesting nonetheless.

* This was about the “whitest” event I’ve been to in the Detroit area in I don’t know how long. There were 10 or 15 thousand people at this show (I’m guessing) and I swear to you, there wasn’t any person of any ethnicity other than “white” in the whole crowd. Maybe that’s expected given the acts, but still… Oh, and I would also describe the crowd as predominantly a “VH-1” listening demographic. There were some college and high school kids (including two high school girls right in front of us who just LOVED Alanis, that was clear), but most of the folks were thirty-somethings or older.

* Alanis Morissette was the “opening act,” as it were, which seems to be a decision based on different venues. BNL has a big following in Detroit-City, but she was the “headliner” in Milwaukee, according to this review of that show. I don’t have anything against Alanis, but I don’t know her songs that well, either. She’s got a good voice and a good band, but I didn’t feel that much of a connection, really. Interestingly, the most lively part was when the BNL boys came out on stage and sang one of those songs from her Jagged Little Pill album. See, tells you what I know.

* While in the men’s room during the Morissette part of the show, I heard a guy talking very loudly into his cell phone. This is what he said, more or less:

“Hey. WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU. WHAT?! THE MEN’S ROOM. THE BATHROOM! I JUST TOOK A PISS! WHERE ARE YOU SITTING? IS THAT ON THE RIGHT, OR THE LEFT?” And so forth.

* The people sitting right behind us were about as annoying as my friend in the bathroom. One of them dumped a beer that ended up splashing us; they all ended up talking very loudly until BNL really got going.

* The BNL were awesome, putting on a great show. Lotsa energy, lotsa fun. No sitting for this one, and it was pretty clear that these guys got to where they were by playing their asses off for years and years.

* Steve Page looks like me; or I look like him, depending on your take. He’s probably hovering more around my “target weight,” but otherwise, a lot of similarities. Don’t believe me? Compare the picture of me in the corner here or this picture here with the picture of Steve Page on this site.

* I decided to not bring the digital camera, which was a mistake, though I don’t know if would have gotten any decent pictures.

* Judging from this review of the Thursday night show, the Friday one might have been just a tad more calm. Oh, and here’s a review that includes a set-list

* The drive home was an adventure for a lot of different reasons; I’ll just leave it at that.

A few random thoughts on “lucky” Friday the 13th

I covet thee, iPod; I covet thee not. My latest irrational desire has been to get an iPod. Besides the whole obvious music thing, there are some interesting “hacked” software out there that allow you to do stuff like use the iPod as a sort of mini PDA, play games, etc., etc. And hey, they’re just so freakin’ cool! But $300 seems a little steep to me, I don’t think anyone is going to just give me one of these things, and it is out of the question as a self-purchase, according to my wife/financial manager. Just as well. I’m sitting here typing away on my laptop and listening to iTunes on my computer right now; so, what do I really need an iPod for?

Where did summer go, anyway? the end of my summer teaching is very near– by Tuesday evening, I’ll be completely done– and then we have about two weeks before fall classes start. It’s downright cold and rainy around here as of late, and I kind of feel like we had Hawaii (which was great, of course) and then whammo, back to work. Bummer. But next summer, no matter what happens, I’m not going to work, so I’ve got that to look forward to.

Concerned in-laws and the weather channel. My in-laws, who are visiting right now, currently live in Naples, Florida, which is turning into “hurricane central” right now. Annette just emailed me and told me that they’re pretty much glued to the TV to find out what is going on with all of this, and with good reason. The good news is they just this summer moved from Marco Island (which is right on the water and certainly right in the path of the storm) to Naples, and an area 7 miles inland and 17 feet above sea level. They’ll probably be fine, but the area around them might be pretty messed up.

Update:
While the inlaws are still worried about their house (after all, they’re here, and it’s there), chances are they’ll be okay since the storm hit about 40 or so miles north of them. And I just learned with Google news search that their former home of Marco Island was spared any major damage, too.

But I’m glad the in-laws are here because…

Me and the Mrs. get to play tonight With the in-laws here (and really, they are more interested in hanging around with our son than with us), Annette and I are going out tonight in a big way. We got tickets to see The Barenaked Ladies and Allanis Morrisette at the DTE Energy Center. I’m planning on taking a camera to see if I can take any pictures or not (maybe yes, maybe no…) A more full report tomorrow.

Coursepacks v. Electronic Reserves

As the summer session closes and the fall semester gears up, I have a minor dilemma to solve. For the grad course I’m teaching, I’m trying to decide between a coursepack and the electronic reserve system through the EMU library.

A bit about each (at least how it works at EMU), with advantages and disadvantages:

Advantages of the coursepack:

* I drop off what I want included in the coursepack with one of the various companies in town that do this, and boom!, I’m done. In other words, I have virtually no leg-work on my part.

* Students show up to class with a “hard copy” of the reading.

Disadvantages of the coursepack:

* They cost too much money for students who are already (in general) paying too much money for things across the board.

* I have to have my “act” together in order to put together the coursepack– in other words, if I don’t have something ready well before the semester starts, it can’t be included.

Advantages of Electronic Reserve:

* It’s free to students– all they have to do is access the web site.

* I can do it on the “fly,” meaning that I don’t have to have all of the readings decided in advance (and this could be the “make or break” deal for the class I’m teaching this fall, I might add…).

Disadvantage of Electronic Reserve:

* I have to do more work by converting files into PDFs to be accessed by students (kind of a time-consuming pain).

* Students won’t automatically print the documents off, which lowers the chance that they will actually read the articles.

I don’t know which I’m going to pick. Any thoughts, especially from students (past or present) at EMU?

“sims snorkeling tank object”

Just monkeying around the site a bit, looking over the stats and stuff like that again, especially in light of the hits I’ve been getting on the official blog site. Oy vey about that. It’s funny how little comments tossed out there in a semi-thoughtless way become this die-in-a-ditch issue. I could go on about it more, but I won’t because I suspect that if I did, I’d get a lot the same kinds of comments on this site about it and I’m not in the mood for it tonight.

Anyway.

In the course of checking the stats, I noticed that some of the hits to my site involved the search string “sims snorkeling tank object.” And I had to laugh because I knew EXACTLY what these folks were talking about since I am indeed a fan of “The Sims,” and I have taken characters to the “snorkeling tank object” that comes with “Sims Superstar” before. I was looking for a picture, but had no luck.

It’s sad for me to admit my enjoyment of “The Sims,” because (basically) it’s a computerized version of playing house. You know, you have pretend characters, you build pretend (doll) houses, you have pretend lives, etc. Not unlike some, er, “other” things I’ve been talking about lately on my “official” blog. But I digress.

Nonetheless, I think “The Sims” is good and relatively clean fun, and I intend to get “The Sims 2” when it comes out. Assuming it will run on the PC we have around here– I think it will, but I’m not completely sure.

Style, style, and more style

This isn’t the kind of post that’s going to get folks writing under a pseudonym to keep coming back to this blog, but it is the kind of thing I’m actually academically interested in….

I found this article published in The Chronicle of Higher Ed, “Style: a Pleasure for the Reader, or the Writer?” by Ben Yagoda. To give due credit, I should point out I found it after reading this entry on Jeff’s site. Given that I teach a class called “Writing, Style, and Technology,” and one of the books we read in that class is indeed Strunk and White’s The Elements of Style, I have A LOT I could say about this Yagoda article. But, relatively speaking, I’ll limit myself:

* Overall, I think the article is pretty good and I might even try to work it in as assigned reading next semester. I do think though that Jeff is right that Yagoda seems to be rude or at least at odds with his own point of making style less about rules and simplicity when, toward the end of the piece, he writes:

“Of course, anyone who’s ever been hired to turn a couple of dozen undergraduates into competent writers will discern at least two problems with the notion of putting individual style on the syllabus. To put it bluntly, not just students but a vast number of our citizens are poor writers. A sort of triage is clearly called for: Sloppiness, mistakes, clichés, jargon, and obfuscations need to be addressed before one moves on to finer points of style and voice.”

But as Jeff points out in his post, “…you can’t critique Strunk and White for over-emphasizing petty grammar points then turn to “the finer points” as ultimate goal.” Which gets us back to the basic question what is (or isn’t) style.

* In terms of the way I teach about “Style,” I think there’s a difference between “style” and “voice.” I would agree with Yagoda that this wasn’t always so– certainly it wasn’t always so with the ancient Greeks and Romans– but for better or worse, and possibly because of Strunk and White, this is the world we live in. Style tends to be more concerned with “the right way” of writing or speaking, given the purpose and audience. Voice tends to be more about individuals.

* I don’t think Strunk and White’s book is very concerned about readers at all, frankly. I think the first part, this oddly ordered list of grammar rules, speaks to Strunk’s need to make sure his students didn’t waste his time with a bunch of mistakes. In other words, the “reader” Strunk has in mind is Strunk, and the texts that he has in mind are his students early 20th century “college themes,” as they were probably called. And in the last chapter, generally attributed to White, he says something along the lines of writers should write for themselves alone and not worry so much what other might thing. Or something like that.

* I don’t think that Joseph Williams is all that interested in “simplicity,” at least not in the same way that Strunk and White are interested in simplicity, and at least not in the book that I assign in “Writing, Style, and Technology,” Style: Lessons in Clarity and Grace. This is slightly different than the book Yagoda cites, which is the textbook Style: Ten Lessons in Clarity and Grace. I use the one that isn’t the textbook because it’s basically the same thing as the textbook but about $30 cheaper.

Anyway, Williams might be saying that “less is more” and “the more simple, the better” in some sense. But he also spends a great deal of time writing about how sometimes, the most “direct” word or approach is not necessarily an “easy” or “simple” one. Further, he has a chapter on “Length” that talks about the differences between long and well-managed sentences versus those that “sprawl” out of control.

* I’m sure there’s LOTS of stuff that Strunk and White are spinning in their cliched graves about, and most of them probably have to do with their own book. Strunk died in the 40s, White died in 1985, and the version of Elements my students buy came out in 2000 or 2002. Some of the changes that were made with that edition are striking and speak volumes about the different era that Strunk and White lived in, one that was genteel, white, upper-middleclass, and very male. I do an exercise in class where we compare the 1978 (I think) edition with the current one, and some of the differences in examples and even rules are dramatically different. Look up the use of the word “they” as a pronoun instead of “he” or “she” in the most recent version and then look it up an older verson to see what I mean. Or look at the sentence examples in the older versions of the book and note the roles of women and men. Or look at the literary examples in the older book and note all the “dead white guys,” versus the more “culturally aware and diverse” examples in the newer edition.

Little differences? Sure, probably. But they do make a difference, I think.

Support EMU…

The cynic in me says “this ain’t gonna make no difference at all.” The optomist/believer in community change wants to give it a chance. Visit supportemu.org, which has a petition for folks to sign about removing the board of regents. Check it out.

New Adventures in Dieting: Two thoughts

-13 (or -12) pounds

Thought #1:

I can’t really “diet” when the in-laws are in town. Even when they are encouraging of the whole dieting enterprise, we still end up going out to eat, having desert, etc.

Thought #2 (and this is a real thought):

Exercise is key.

I haven’t had a very good schedule this summer in terms of getting to the gym, certainly not as good as I had in the Spring before we went to Hawaii. When school was on for the winter term, I was able to go to the gym at least three times a week. In May, I went to the gym every day. And that was the time when I lost the most weight and I felt (physically, emotionally, etc.) the best I’ve felt all year.

Don’t get me wrong– I feel good right now too, but I haven’t been able to get to the gym that much and I haven’t been as loyal to the diet, either. And now with the in-laws in town, it’s hard– we just got back from being out to a lovely dinner, for example.

The good news is that starting soon (the end of the summer term is almost upon us, and the beginning of Fall term is just around the corner) I’ll be able to get myself on a more regular schedule both in terms of the diet and the key. In fact, I have a schedule for Fall where (except for meetings and such) I don’t have to be at school until 2:30 in the afternoon. This has certain disadvantages (I’m teaching two night classes), but one of the main advantages is I’ll be able to go to the gym every day. And did I mention this?

Exercise is key.

Because when I’m on this diet and not exercising, I maintain weight. When I’m on this diet and working out, I lose. Simple as that.

BTW, I ended up going to the gym today. Boy, did I feel like a weak little girl. When you haven’t done much in the way of “excercise” for a week or two or so, you really feel it when you go back. So I can’t wait until the end of summer and the beginning of fall.

Blogging as "S/scholarship"

I really like what Collin Brooke has to say here in this post about blogs and scholarship. I think he’s right on the money– read what he has to say about it instead of what I have to say about it because what he wrote is probably going to be better what I’m going to write now. Also, I have written a bit about this before, and in that entry, I link to this fine entry from Mike “PEDABLOGUE” Arnzen, who also has some good links to more about blogging and scholarship.

So, do I think blogs are scholarship? Sure, sorta. Several thoughts:

* I think Collin is dead-on when he talks about how blogs in comp/rhet in general (and computers and writing in particular) are a place where folks in the field actually “talk” to each other in different ways. And participating in that conversation makes you a part of the “scholarly community.” I see the same thing with electronic mailing lists, which is one of the reasons why I’m on “tech-rhet” and on the WPA-L mailing list (even though I don’t really do writing program administration).

I don’t know if the benefits for participating in these electronic conversations are quantifiable, and it isn’t the sort of thing you would list on a CV. On the other hand, I have been to academic conferences before where people have seen my name tag and then approached me and said something like “Oh, I’ve read your posts on tech-rhet” or “I read your blog entry about such-and-such,” and that has been a starting point of a conversation. Oh, and I’ve certainly done that too people, too.

Now, I suppose I could join these scholarly communities– the mailing lists or the tiny little world of academic blogging– with a pseudonym of some sort. But I don’t think it would work as well.

Let’s say I had a blog where I identified myself only as “Batman” (which, btw, has a ring to it for me: “Batman’s Blog.” I can even imagine entries that complain about that stupid kid, Robin, and that Joker, he thinks he’s sooo funny, etc….), and let’s say it was a blog where I sometimes posted about academic issues. In terms of the academic/scholarly value of the site, I think I’d have at least two problems. First, I might not be seen as credible even online, especially on the academic electronic mailing lists where folks who post with pseudonyms or anonymously tend to be ignored. Second, I might have a hard time identifying myself as Batman in “real life,” which I would inevitably want to do if at least part of my purpose in blogging in the first place was to participate in the discussion of an academic community.

Picture the conference “hallway chat.” “You know, I’m really Batman on the web,” I’d say.

“Riiight, sure you are,” the nervously smiling and confused conference attendee would say as she slowly turned away.

AND JUST TO BE CLEAR HERE, FOLKS– I’M TRYING TO MAKE A LITTLE JOKE WITH THE BATMAN THING. I’M TRYING TO DO THIS AT MY OWN EXPENSE. I’M NOT TRYING TO DIS’ ANYONE’S PSEUDONYM. DO WHAT YOU WANT. And again, several folks have commented here already about how they maintain both an “academic” presence on the ‘net (perhaps including a blog) along with a pseudonym presence.

* Inevitably, a lot of this also comes down to the definition of “scholarship.” I wrote an essay called “Where Do I List This on My CV? Considering the Values of Self-Published Web Sites” that sort of talks about blogs (though that wasn’t what I was thinking about at the time). I don’t want to recap the whole article here, but I did want to cut n’ paste one part where I talk about “Scholarship” versus “scholarship:”

All of us working in academia strive for “Scholarship” in the sense that we want our work to advance the knowledge of our fields; but we also want our work to be considered “scholarship” for the purposes of recognition by our institutions. Usually, “Scholarship” and “scholarship” are overlapping terms. But emerging and hybrid forms like self-published Web sites represent a point of disconnection between these terms, one that also points to other ways in which what we philosophically believe to be “Scholarship” is not always institutionally counted as “scholarship.”

Of course, the notion that these Web sites have to “count” toward tenure and promotion is one that most directly pertains to a relatively small audience: tenure-track faculty members, particularly those seeking tenure, promotion, or other institutional recognition. These Web sites have value (and thus “count”) for an audience that is much larger than this, an audience that includes teachers working in non-tenure-track positions, those teaching at schools where the tenure requirements have little to do with scholarship, graduate students, Web readers interested in the topics of the sites, and so forth. I also think it’s important to say that the creators of these Web sites put together their pages for reasons that exceed the question of how it might (or might not) fit into their own cases for tenure and promotion, much in the same way that most of us who are trying to publish our S/scholarship in journals and books are presumably motivated by more than simply how it looks on our cv.

* Sometimes the work we do in spaces like this does lead to “real” scholarship, too. I had a (very little) article come out recently that was an “invited” piece, based on stuff that I had written on a mailing list and on my blog. There have been some other things too, but that’s enough self-promotion for one post. And like Collin mentioned, blogs are chances to either post sorts of “pre-writing” projects and/or drafts of essays to see if anyone else has anything to say about it.

Anyway, like I said, Collin probably said it better. But I had to say something…

I swear, it wasn’t me…

From the Ann Arbor News yesterday:

Ann Arbor residents report naked man

Heavyset man knocks on windows, stands on porches at night

Tuesday, August 10, 2004
BY AMALIE NASH
News Staff Reporter

Residents in at least three homes on the western edge of downtown Ann Arbor have discovered a naked man on their porches late at night, city police said.

The most recent incident occurred early today in the 800 block of McKinley Avenue. A 21-year-old woman called police at 12:30 a.m. and said she discovered a naked man in front of her home, city police said. The man was not found in the area when officers arrived.

On Saturday, three women were in their living room when they heard a knock on the window around 11:15 p.m., then discovered a naked man on their porch fondling himself, police said. That incident occurred in the 400 block of Cross Street.