I swear, it wasn’t me…

From the Ann Arbor News yesterday:

Ann Arbor residents report naked man

Heavyset man knocks on windows, stands on porches at night

Tuesday, August 10, 2004
News Staff Reporter

Residents in at least three homes on the western edge of downtown Ann Arbor have discovered a naked man on their porches late at night, city police said.

The most recent incident occurred early today in the 800 block of McKinley Avenue. A 21-year-old woman called police at 12:30 a.m. and said she discovered a naked man in front of her home, city police said. The man was not found in the area when officers arrived.

On Saturday, three women were in their living room when they heard a knock on the window around 11:15 p.m., then discovered a naked man on their porch fondling himself, police said. That incident occurred in the 400 block of Cross Street.

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