Via Derek at Earth Wide Moth, I came across CMap Tools, which is a cross-platform “idea mapping” software that looks pretty useful. I haven’t messed with it yet, but it looks easy and fun, and it’s cross-platform. Downloads available here. I can see using this stuff in a first year composition sort of course as a prewriting tool, but I’d be most interested in using this in a class where students have to make web sites in order to “map them” ahead of time.
The spammers are coming (and thoughts about switching blogging platforms again)
It’s not there now (because I deleted it), but I can no longer say I have never been spammed on my blogger blog. ‘Cause I have. It wasn’t that many messages– only about 10 or so– and it was easy enough for me to get rid of. All of them were messages about the damn Texas hold ’em poker, btw. Anyway, I am worried that this might be the beginning of the end of blogger-hosted blog for me.
As a teaching tool for blogging, I think blogger is the way to go in most cases because it is so fall-off-a-log easy to do, and it doesn’t require me to do any kind of maintainence/server administrative work. But I think I might be soon (this summer, maybe this fall) approaching a crossroads that will help (force?) me to make a different choice. My colleague Linda Adler-Kassner talked/conned me into figuring out how to use drupal as a CMS tool for the first year writing program here at EMU. She was very impressed with how the Council of Writing Program Administrators web site was working (powered by drupal), and I said I wouldn’t mind figuring out drupal for her and the EMU program. So, if I get it to work for her….
And then there’s also the possibility of switching to WordPress, which many folks swear by as being super-easy to install and all the rest. Still, when I tried to install it on my server space, I got some sort of error. I am guessing I can figure out what went wrong (I think it has to do with my previous install of MT), but therein lies the problem with all of these open source/support it yourself solutions: I don’t really want to figure it out because, while I know I can do it, I know what a huge time suck such approaches can be.
Still, it might be soon “worth it” time and energy-wise to figure out how to use this thing. So folks like Charlie and Clancy and others might be hearing questions from me soon.
I'm not blogging this, but Dr. B is…
I’m writing from the Composition in the 21st Century: A Teaching Symposium gathering, which is sponsored by Bedford/St. Martin’s and being held at Michigan State. An interesting and informative event. I thought about writing quite a bit more about all this, but then I realized that Samantha Blackmon, who is sitting at the same table as me (hi, Sam!) has a nice entry about the event right here. So go read that instead.
My new golf clubs
I’m pretty sure that the only person who (semi) regularly reads my unofficial blog and who will care about this is my father, but I thought I’d post about my new golf clubs anyway.
A bit of background: when Annette and I went on the job market this year (and, it seems to me, I said something like this last year, too), I said that if she ended up with a tenure-track job here and/or we decided that we weren’t going to move, I was going to buy new golf clubs. I’m pretty sure that Annette thought that neither of these scenarios were that likely, because her response was “yeah, whatever.” Well, lo and behold, Annette got the offer for a tenure-track job here at EMU, we’re likely to be here for a long time (and quite happy about that, too), and, true to my word, I decided to buy new clubs.
Some more background: I golfed when I was a kid, but I gave it up from high school until about three or four years ago (give or take a few rounds here and there when I was in college and a few times after that). What motivated me to start playing again? Well, lots of things, but mainly because I have some friends/colleagues who also like to golf around here, and I guess I’m close enough to being middle-aged to find a new appreciation to the game.
Okay, just a little more background: I’m a pretty crappy golfer. For 18 holes on a “real” golf course, a good round for me is about 110. I’d like to get to a point where I was shooting in the low 90s on a regular basis. For the uninitiated who are still reading this message, par (what you would “ideally” score) on most golf courses is 72, and, on the courses I play, the kind of pro golfers you see on TV could probably shoot in the high to mid 60s without trying too hard. So yeah, relative to good golfers, I suck quite badly. My main goal is to get to a point where I am merely a kind of crappy golfer, and actually, I think new clubs might help me get there. Maybe.
For the last four or so years, I’ve been playing with my now deceased grandfather’s clubs. It’s a long story, but my Grandpa Krause also played golf left-handed (though he was quite a bit more ambidextrous than I am), so I inherited his clubs. They’ve served me well enough, but they were at least 10 years old, probably more. So it was time for an upgrade.
Okay, with all that, here’s what I bought:
- A set of Powerbilt Grand Slam irons, which look like this. I bought these new with the help of my friend Joe. Interesting story: when I went to the golf store to shop for these, the guy at the store was trying to sell me on Cleveland of Callaway irons, which were literally twice as expensive as these things. Joe pointed out the Powerbilts. I spent a few minutes hitting a 7-iron of each of these three different brands of clubs, and while all of them seemed better than what I have now, I couldn’t tell that much difference between the expensive and less expensive clubs. Certainly not twice the difference. Thus my Powerbilt purchase.
- A Powerbilt 7 wood. What can I say? I like the lower-end name-brand clubs.
- A (slightly used) Cleveland Launcher driver, which looks like this but did not cost me near this much money. A pretty good deal.
- An Adams Redline 3 wood, which was originally listed at $245 and which I bought for $80 (0r something like that). Also a good deal.
I’m probably going to keep carrying my grandpa’s 5 wood, at least for a while, and I might figure out a way to have his old 7 wood (a real antique, actually made out of wood and everything!) mounted or framed or something.
Sadly, the weather around here is forecasted to be pretty crappy for the next few days, so I might not be able to actually try my new clubs out on the course. Oh well. At least I had the shopping the experience.
I guess I’d better clean out the garage…
Annette and I decided to do some gardening today (pictures will follow eventually), so we went out to Block’s Stand and Greenhouse in Romulus (by far, the best deal in the area) to buy a bunch of flowers and such. We got home, and I started to get stuff out of the back of our messy garage, things like bags of dirt we had from last year. When I got to a couple of bags of cedar mulch, I noticed that there was stuff moving around in them. That freaked me out, of course. And then I got even more freaked out when I realized that there must have been about a half-dozen mice living in this bag of mulch.
Personally, this bothered me a great deal, though I can’t explain exactly why. I mean, they’re just mice. Annette thought they were kinda cute and she felt bad that we were destroying their home. Me, I thought they were little vermin who probably carried disease which were dangerous and which might attack at any moment.
Anyway, I took the bags of mulch out to the street, scooped the contents out into a wheelbarrow, and scared the little buggers out into the street and out to the median grassy area in the process. I think there were about 6 or seven of them. It was creepy to watch them snaking around in that bag, the beady-eyed little things.
Ick. It’s not that strange to see mice around here, and we have had mice in the garage before. And at least we haven’t had any significant problems with some of the other “wildlife” in the neighborhood I’ve seen around here, which includes squirrels, raccoons, opossums, and (of course) birds. Oddly, no rabbits. It’s just I have never come across quite this many of them at one time before.
Oh well. It looks like I’ll be cleaning the garage after I get the plants in the garden, and I’ll probably have to set some of those humane mouse traps, too.
Just in case you were wondering what to get me for Christmas…
I collect snow globes and have done so for a few years now. I probably have about 25-30 of them. The main reason I collect them is because it gives me something to look for when I go on a trip and I inevitably wander into some sort of touristy store: “Hey, I wonder if they have snow globes?” Almost all of my snow globes are pretty cheap, $5 or less. I think the most money I ever spent on one was a snow globe from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. I spent about $20 for it, though it wasn’t as fancy as the one in this picture.
Anyway, there was a very cool picture in Harper’s Magazine this week by the artists Walter Martin and Paloma Muñoz of some very interesting and spooky-looking photographs of snow globes. As far as I can tell, the “art” of all this is actually the photographs, like the ones featured here. But what I want is one of the snow globes.
Actually, I visited the web site for PPOW, a gallery that represents Martin and Muñoz and saw this one, called “Travelers LXXIX” that I thought looked pretty cool:

At the gallery web site page for this, it says “send an email about this piece.” So I did, said I liked it a great deal, and I asked how much it was. They emailed me back a very nice note and said $4000.
So, if anybody out there wants to get me a really REALLY special gift….
The Phantom Prof: did she cross a line?
There was an article in Inside Higher Ed about the (previously anonymous) Phantom Professor being fired (or, really, not being rehired) at SMU because of some of the stuff she said in her blog. Lots of people have weighed in, including the equally anonymous Bitch PhD.
If the blog was really the reason for the Phantom Prof. to get fired, then I suspect that SMU over-reacted a bit (of course, given what little I’ve read about SMU in the Inside Higher Ed piece and from the Phantom Prof’s blog, it doesn’t seem all that surprising that they reacted this way, either). I certainly want to protect free speech and such, and I do worry about the chilling effect that things like this might have on non-empowered academic types like adjuncts.
But still….
I’m not saying that she should have been fired for her blog writing, and I’m not convinced that it was just her blog writing that got her not rehired. But it doesn’t really surprise me that SMU decided she was not for them.
I’ve written in my blog many times before about how I just don’t get the whole anonymous blogging thing; if you’re curious, see here, here, and here. I perfectly understand the concept of wanting to complain about things, about venting, about even “whistle-blowing.” I just don’t think that the blogosphere, which reaches potentially anyone with an internet connection, is a particularly good place to publish these sorts of writings. Among other things, as is (apparently) the case here with the Phantom Prof, it is entirely possible that your secret identity isn’t so secret after all, and then the reason for creating a secret identity in the first place collapses around you like a house of cards.
The other thing is this: just having briefly read through the Phantom Prof’s blog, there are a couple of things that strike me as having crossed the line. True, her stories about students are “concealed” sort of, but if you look at some of these entries, they don’t strike me as very secretive at all.
Consider this entry about a student she calls Jack. Then there’s this current entry called “Hot Pockets” which is about an attractive male professor in the department. Among other things, the PP writes “Hot Pockets has white teeth and expressive eyes. The girls are wild about him and every semester I’ve heard of this Ashley or that Jennifer having a big crush on the guy. Poor things. They think they have a chance. Bless his heart, Hot Pockets ain’t a playa. He’s a nice guy. He’s married to a gorgeous woman. He dotes on his kids, coaching their teams and spending his weekends with them instead of lurking around the campus like other profs.”
In a repost of an earlier entry titled “Only the lonely,” PP writes about the many profs at her school who come in on the weekend (which, btw, is a sure sign that she’s not talking about EMU, at least not my department). She writes “One prof just sits in his office and reads the Sunday New York Times. Another comes in on weekends and eats cheeseburgers in his office while he watches DVDs of silent films on his computer.”
Now, those are all pretty darn specific. I mean, unless she’s just making this up (which also gets to one of the problems of the genre of anonymous blogs that tell stories like this– they aren’t fiction; or are they?), don’t you think there’s a pretty good chance that Jack, Prof. Hot Pockets, and Dr. Silent Film are all going to recognize themselves or be recognized by other readers?
Personally, I think complaining about students or colleagues in something like an academic blog crosses a line. As I’ve written about before (in relation to others who have been fired for blogging), I just think it’s unprofessional. I save my complaints for family, trusted friends, and personal writings that I don’t expect to be seen by anyone but me. But it seems to me that if you are going to be writing in a very public place to a potentially vast and uncontrollable audience about students and colleagues, you’ve either got to do a much better job of fictionalizing things (“Dr. Silent Film isn’t real; he’s just a character!”), or you have to be a lot more vague with the identifying details.
Wired News Flash: Eat a balanced diet
In the “duh” department, see this Wired News article, “Eat Fat to Lose Fat.” The headline is deciving because what the article really says is eat a balanced diet. To quote:
Scientists found that in mice, old fat stuck around when the liver had no new fat to process. The results are further evidence that extreme diets often aren’t the ticket to a lean body, and a balanced diet is likely important for more reasons than scientists currently understand.
“Extremes of diet are sometimes unwise, because a balanced diet may be critical for providing certain dietary signals that allow you to respond appropriately to stresses, and one of those stresses is eating too much,” said Dr. Clay Semenkovich, a professor of medicine, cell biology and physiology at the University of Washington and co-author of the study.
The good doctor goes on to say that in the short-term, diets like Atkins seem to work; but in the long-term, people are better off eating a balance of foods. It’s worth pointing out though that part of what they found is that super-duper low-fat diets might not be that good for you either because (apparently) you have to have a certain amount of “new fat” in your diet to convince your liver to get rid of “old fat” around your belly, butt, etc.
Of course, we’re told to eat a “balanced diet” as if we all just knew what that was, as if the merry-go-round called the food pyramid was as simple and as constant as pie (which, sadly, is probably not part of a balanced diet).
The problems of Social Security reform explained in a handy flash presentation
Check out the winning entry to a contest for creating the best Flash presentation about the problems of Bush’s plans for social security. Part of the MoveOn.org PAC. Needless to say, you need Flash to view this.
There were a couple of really interesting points in this thing, but I think the best one is about the cap. Social Security is 6.2% of your salary for the first $90K, for up to something like $6,000 a year. The implication of this is that for folks who make more than $90K, especially people who make a lot more than $90K, they pay a lot less of a percentage of their salary for Social Security than, say, me.
NPR, Saturday Edition, and the SAT
There was a good piece on NPR Saturday Edition about some of the problems of the SAT writing test. Basically, besides the other links at this site, they did an interview with Les Perelman, who is the director of writing at MIT. You can listen to the various stories from the web site, though there are a couple of things worth noting:
- Perelman studied the word count of the sample essays used by the SAT folk for scoring and the score they were supposed to receive and figured out that there was a direct correlation between the word count of the essay and the score. As the interviewer said, you could weigh the essays and get the same kind of score as you would from a reader.
- Perelman is on the WPA-L mailing list, and he has provided a few more tidbits about the whole interview process. Among other things, he has said that they talked to him for about an hour to get the 3 or 4 minutes of airtime, and that all of his efforts at bringing up the idea of portfolio grading were cut out of the show.
Update to this and the previous post:
Well, well, well: now that USA Today is weighing in on all this, maybe there will be a bit more attention to the problems of the SAT writing test. Maybe….
