Star Wars Memories




Will at the movies.

Originally uploaded by steven_d_krause.

So, yesterday we all went to see it. You know, the movie, the last one. It.

Here are some thoughts on Revenge of the Sith in no particular order:

  • We pulled Will out of school Friday morning in order to see this. At first, I felt guilty about taking the kid out of school to see a movie. But then one of my neighbors put some perspective on it for me: 10 years from now, there’s no way Will will remember what he did in school that day. But he will remember the day his mom and dad got him out of school to go see Revenge of the Sith.
  • I tried to take this picture of Will in the theater next to the posters for the movie and I was quickly QUICKLY told to put the camera away. So this is a shot of Will after the screening.
  • We all liked it quite a bit, and I think in some ways, it was the best of the series. Sure, the dialog is hokey and the acting a bit stiff in places, but I thought the way that this movie sets up the last three movies (oh wait– the first three movies, which are not the last three movies or episodes; er, ah… well, nevermind) is effective and clever, and the fight scenes and special effects are spectacular. It’s dark and relatively violent, but it didn’t phase Will even a bit. Which isn’t surprising since he saw the much more violent Lord of the Rings movies in the theater, too.
  • There’s all this junk about internet piracy and this movie and how it’s ruining Hollywood because folks are downloading movies. But the folks at Boing Boing have pointed out (and will continue to point out, I’m guessing) is that this is a movie that is going to make $150 million in the theaters this weekend. And I’m here to tell ya that the geeks who are downloading a crappy copy of the movie from a file sharing system are the same ones who are going to see it in the theater four or five times.
  • Personally, I think Hollywood has a different problem. Movies like Revenge of the Sith really need to be seen in a theater to be full appreciated: the big screen, the big sound system, etc. But with DVDs and even not big screen but decent TVs nowadays, there’s no reason to go to the theater. For example, we watch Connie and Carla last night, a movie that my mother would have called “cute.â€? It was cute, but there would be absolutely no reason to see it in the theater.
  • Last but far from least, it does not take a sophisticated literary/political theorist to see the political allegory in this movie. In brief, “the empireâ€? is created as the result of the senate giving the chancellor extraordinary powers because of the fear caused by a state of war. The Sith, the opposite of the Jedi, are powerful because they are greedy, materialistic, and think for themselves. This entry from the blog Daily Kos pretty much sums it up for me. So it seems fitting to me that this movie premieres on the weekend that the Senate is talking about the “nuclear optionâ€? of ending the filibuster for judicial nominees, which will make debate in the Senate less relevant and will weaken the minority even more than it has been by this administration.

New clubs are fun, but…

… they ain’t much help with my game yet.

I’ve been out a few times with these new golf clubs a few times now: once for 9 (just me, just at Hickory Woods, which is a goofy-little par 3 sorta course that has the attraction of costing $10 and easy to finish in about 2 hours), and twice for 18: once with Steve B. and Bill HD at Hickory Sticks, and once yesterday with Steve B. and Craig. A few things I’ve learned recently:

  • No more playing in the rain. I wasn’t myself after Thursday’s round until a nice long hot shower took away the cold numbing my fingers and toes. By the way: it figures that today, when I have lots of family plans and commitments, the weather is beautiful.
  • During both of these rounds, I had pretty good front nines, and I had absolutely crapola back nines. For example, yesterday I shot a 51 on the front and a 64 on the back. Ick.
  • My new Adams Redline three wood is the best club I bought. No question.
  • I kind of need to relearn how to hit with these new clubs. I’m not entirely sure why, but I seem to be hooking all of my irons, though when I hit them (or my woods) right, I realize that I frequently line up kind of cock-eyed. In other words, I’ll hit the ball straight, but still not where I want it to go.
  • It doesn’t matter if I drive well, hit the ball from the fairway well, and putt decent. If I’m going to have three dumb-ass little chips around the green, I’m still going to do badly.
  • Even with all of this, the new clubs are fun. When I hit the ball well (and I have hit the ball well a number of times), I look and feel like I know what I’m doing. There’s a feel from these clubs, at that short moment when you make contact with the ball, that is somehow much more satisfying than I had with my previous (and quite old) golf clubs.
  • I just got to practice a bit more so I have that feeling more often. Which will be fun.

    Will’s food rating system

    We had lovely family dinner at Gratzi last night; it had been a long time since we had gone out to dinner, so we decided to go to someplace nice. A good meal was had by one and all.

    Will’s dish of choice at Gratzi is penne pasta with an alfredo sauce (or is that alfrado sauce? I’ve seen both spellings), and he thought it was great. “How would you rate that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best thing ever?â€? Annette asked.

    “I’d say… 9 and four-fifths,â€? Will said. And he then proceeded to give ratings to several other foods. Here’s a selection:

    Asparagus: 0

    Regular Milk: 2

    Licorice flavored jelly beans: 2

    Broccoli with ranch dressing: 4

    Hot dog with bun: 5

    Strawberries: 6

    Chocolate milk: 7

    Hot dog without bun: 7.5

    Gratzi pasta: 9.5 (or 9 and four-fifths, though this morning, he said that was a 10 too)

    Vanilla-flavored milk: 10

    Most kinds of candy: 10

    How much longer will you read The New York Times?

    Well, at least online….

    See this link “The NY Times wants less links” from megnut.com. (BTW, this is the blog of Meg Hourihan, who apparently was one of the people behind the company that started up blogger way back when). Essentially, The New York Times seems to be moving to an online subscription system, similar to what (apparently) The Wall Street Journal started doing earlier this year. As the megnut has it, “…increased traffic would drive increased revenue in the form of online advertising. And in the long term, I believe it would generate more income than charging US$49.95 for an annual subscription.”

    Maybe. But I have to say that I am somewhat reminded of the tech.com bubble-burst. Back in those days, people thought that the idea of making “real money” was a sort of thing of the past, that the only “capital” you really needed to run a business was connections and links and such. Maybe it turns out that the NYT people have calculated that when it comes to the web side of their business, they’d make a bunch of money with subscriptions. And they’d still be able to sell ads.

    I just remember the old days with The New York Times. When I was in college nearly 20 years ago now at the University of Iowa, you couldn’t get it on the same day; even the Sunday version of the NYT was a few days late. Then there were a number of years there, from about the time I was in my MFA program until I finished my PhD, when I lived in apartments without a washer and dryer. Sundays were laundry day and it quite frequently included a Sunday version of The New York Times. Often with doughnuts.

    Nowadays, on those Sundays when I have time (they are rare), I’ll still go get a copy of The New York Times, though not usually with the doughnuts anymore. It isn’t the same reading it online. But then again, I have a lot of emotions tied to the paper, actually.

    My kind of town…

    Chicago, is…

    American Cities That Best Fit You:

    60% Chicago
    55% Austin
    55% Philadelphia
    50% Atlanta
    50% Honolulu

    This doesn’t really surprise me. I’d put Chicago at the top of this list. Interestingly enough, I like all of these cities (I’ve been to them all– but Austin– and liked them all). The poll itself is kind of problematic though, as you’ll see if you take it….

    Xanga fears come local!

    There was an article in yesterday’s Ann Arbor News titled “Blogs connect students but worry adults: Online journals, forums vulnerable to stalkers.” You have to register to read the story, and for folks outside of the area, I’m not sure that it’s worth it.

    On the positive side of things, they do quote some folks who say good things about blogging. There’s a quote from a mom who was impressed with the writing and work done by her daughter on her Xanga blog. And then there’s this passage:

    But Don Packard, a ninth- and 11th-grade English teacher at Pioneer High School, said online journals encourage students to write on a consistent basis and can stimulate their creativity.

    Packard said that blogs and online journals should be used in a way that is positive and productive. He said he eventually would like to use something like a blog for students to comment on each other’s work in his class. “There’s a certain amount of frankness that comes with anonymity at times and it’s a frankness that’s necessary when talking about writing,” he said.

    The rest of the piece is fear-mongering.

    If someone didn’t know better, here’s what they would get from the rest of this article about”Web logs” (or “blogs”):

    • Blogs are something only kids do.
    • Blogs have no potential for educational usefulness.
    • The writing on blogs is nothing but “family problems and issues with friends,” “innocent, carefree comments, as well as lewd, sexual suggestions,” “personal information, and sometimes insults or threats,” and just plain dangerous, full of smut smut smut of the kind that “could lead to stalking, and a predator could pretend to be someone else of the same age in order to get to know the student.”
    • Xanga is the only way to post a blog.
    • Xanga blogs can lead to fights.

    And so forth. Here’s my favorite alarmist passage:

    Karel Graham, an eighth-grade counselor at Tappan, said she just found out about students’ blogs a couple of weeks ago and is concerned about inappropriate content on a lot of them. It also worries her that many blogs have links that allow readers to e-mail the writer.

    A bit later:

    Graham said she’s also concerned about the effect online communication will have on children’s social skills.

    “Kids are not learning to interact socially in a normal way through verbal communication,” she said.

    Jeesh. Yes, Ms. Graham, let’s do all we can to prevent student writing from actually being read and responded to by others. Let’s make sure we keep young people from writing things that matter to them. Yes, let’s do everything we can to have “normal” “verbal” “communication,” presumably the way that you remember it before this new fangled internet thing. Back then, kids never talked about sex, there never were any problems, there were no fights, there were no stalkers’ right? And, yes, yes, let’s keep our children disconnected from the rest of the world and isolated within their own limited face-to-face communities. God forbid they make a connection with someone else outside of their immediate school or town; where might that lead?!

    I am not completely unsympathetic to some of these educators’ concerns. Clearly, there are a lot of junior high and high school kids who need a little lesson in audience and the reach of the Internet– of course, as I’ve noted here recently in my discussion of the Phantom Professor and other anonymous bloggers, there are plenty of “grown-ups” who seem unaware of audience and identity issues on the ‘net. I don’t know if school is the place for kids to be updating their Xanga journals about who they’ve been hanging out with and what music they’re listening to, but I also know that these are the kinds of things that normal teenagers think and write about all the time. As John Lovas has written on his blog, I don’t think we ought to criminalize writing like this.

    Two other quick thoughts: first, I’m beginning to think that blogging is something that is more than a “passing fad” because it is being reported as being so dangerous and exciting and fun for teenagers. As far as I can tell, that puts blogging in the same category as just about every other popular thing ever. Second, isn’t it interesting how these stories about the dangers of blogs keep popping up in things like newspapers, those things that a lot of readers have abandoned in favor of the new electronic mediums like blogs?

    Messin’ with the Comcast Customer Service Weenies

    We’ve had a Comcast high-speed internet connection for about a year now, and generally speaking, I’ve been pretty happy with it. I’ve only called customer service once (twice, if you count this unfortunate experience in Florida last year), and resolving that problem just involved restarting the modem.

    Tonight, something more flaky has been going on. Actually, it’s been going on all day. First the connection works, then it doesn’t, then it works, then it doesn’t, then it works but it’s dirt slow, then it doesn’t work at all, etc. So I called Comcast support up and spent the better part of the night getting a non-answer.

    I’ll spare the details, but the short version is I either have some kind of problem with my router, I have some kind of problem with Comcast’s modem, I’m experiencing some unknown and touchy local service outage, or some weird combination of all these things. It may very well be the router, but I think I’ll wait a while though before assuming that the Comcast customer service knuckleheads are right.

    But beyond all that, I learned a valuable lesson tonight: never call Comcast customer service about your internet access because there is virtually nothing they can do to help you. This might be because they’re just kind of dumb, but besides that, it also appears to me that they have very few options to actually provide customers service.

    So, in the interest of a public service to those of you who might experience some sort of Comcast connection problem in the future, here’s how you should deal with it, more or less in this order:

    • Restart your computer. If that doesn’t work (and it probably won’t),
    • Unplug your router and wait a few seconds. If that doesn’t work (and it might),
    • Unplug your modem and wait a few seconds.

    Some combination of these three things really will solve most problems, and, as far as I can gather, it constitutes the bulk of the advice that Comcast customer service folks are capable (allowed?) to give. If these things don’t work and you have a router,

    • Turn off your computer and unplug the cable modem, plug the computer directly into the cable modem (that is, bypass the router), restart your computer and plug the modem back in, and see what happens. If that doesn’t work,
    • You’re screwed. At least as far as customer service goes because there’s basically nothing else that can go wrong. They literally can not offer any other sorts of advice, suggestions, or remedies. There solution is to start over again by once again restarting the computer, etc.

    I suggested to my customer service person that perhaps it was an area service problem because it’s been so spotty all day for me. “I don’t think that’s it,� she said.

    “Why not?� I asked.

    “Because it’s not on the board.�

    “What board?�

    “There’s a board here where they post the service problems, and there’s nothing in your area.�

    “Oh,� I said. “So, do you think it’s possible that, you know, this is a problem that might need to go on the board and be investigated?�

    “We don’t put things on the board. They do that someplace else.�

    I really wanted to ask what this “board� looks like because what I’m picturing is a bulletin board with pins on a map, or maybe stickies. Or maybe it’s a white board with erasable markings circling different “problem� areas.

    But I didn’t get a chance. Instead, my customer service person asked if I had restarted my computer, if I had unplugged and waited ten seconds before plugging my router back in, etc., etc….

    What’s really irritating about this is that ultimately, the Comcast weenies are probably right, it probably is something to do with the router. This would not be the end of the world since routers are relatively cheap. And yet, right now, as I type this message, things seem to be working just fine. Oh, wait, it got slow again…. oh wait, there it goes…. maybe I should get out and push….

    Notice anything different?

    I bet you do….

    I’m playing around with wordpress, which is an open source blogging software. The old blogger posts appeared to have made it here with no problems– or at least relatively few problems.

    Eventually, I’ll rework/monkey with the pictures at the top of this thing so they are my random pictures instead of someone else’s. And then there’s the test against spam. What turned me toward blogger in the first place was all the spam I was getting with Moveable Type. We’ll see if things have improved, and if they have, I’ll probably move my offical blog to wordpress sooner than later.

    Getting bitten by the wordpress bug?

    Okay, now I’m curious and I might dash off an email to the blog mailing list I’m on after this:

    I figured out how to install WordPress (which was easy after I figured out what I was supposed to to with my config file), and I have something running here, http://www.stevendkrause.com/wordpress I have to say, I’m intrigued because there are a lot of neat features. But I am also full of questions. For example:

    • Can I use one software install of wordpress to run two different blogs on the same server? How would I do that? Or do I have to have two different versions of wordpress installed? And if I do that, can I have just one of my two databases running both versions of wordpress?
    • How’s the spam with wordpress? If it’s anything like the old MT, it’s a non-starter for me….
    • Has anyone tried to import all of their blogger entries into a wordpress blog? With success?

    I know I have other questions, but this is enough for now. In the meantime, I must say that I am so far finding wordpress to be bizarrely easy. Maybe too easy….

    Update (May 18):

    I took the plunge on wordpress for my unofficial blog, which is located here. I managed to convert all the blogger posts over to the wordpress format, too. I lost comments, I should go through and categorize things, and not all the links work anymore; other than that, I thought the transition went pretty smoothly, actually. Check it out.