This one really goes out for my wife:
91 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn’t Like Harry Potter from a site called MuggleNet. Some of my favorites include:
- Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.
- Make them play Quidditch with you.
- Use the titles You-Know-Who and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to refer to random people.
- If anyone tells you you’ll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) Jump and down and tell them that you can’t wait. b) Tell them you’ll meet them there. c) Sing “Weasley Is Our King” over and over again. Or d) Ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can’t.