This is the sort of email a married couple made up of English professors send each other– specifically, my literary wife to me Wednesday. In this poem/note, “man cave” refers to the basement, which also serves as my sprawling office/headquarters. “Electric guitar” is an item I often add to lists Annette is putting together, inspired by some friends from the past who used to do something similar.
matoes
This is just to say
that I have taken the last
can of tomatoes.
They were sitting,
inexplicably,
atop a pile of paper
on the ping-pong table
in your man cave.
You were perhaps
saving them for dinner tonight,
or reminding yourself
to make a shopping list:
tomatoes,
milk,
electric guitar . . .
And yes, finally, yes
a Costco trip is in order.
Perhaps
this Saturday.
Wow. Love the lovely Annette.
that is hilarious.
attn Annette: my Mike also has a “man-cave.” but thanks to IKEA, i am prettying it up w/ attractive storage bins and candles. just a thought ;)
Ah yes, Fall in Michigan, when a smitten couple’s thoughts turn to Costco..
Go Annette!
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– The Founding Father