It’s funny how, while actually looking at academic/professional blogs this morning, how easily one can stumble upon items about mastrabation. Take these two, for example:
- From the ASU Web Devil student paper: “An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, ‘To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.'”
- From the Davezilla blog (and this is what linked to the academic blog and that started this whole thing) comes this memo about spooge clogging up the shower drains in the men’s dorms. It’s an image file on his blog, so you’ll have to go there to enjoy it in its full glory, but, according to the memo from the Durham University Estates and & Buildings department, semen has been clogging the drains and they will seek DNA testing if the problem persists. So please, says the memo, advise students who wish to mastrabate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms.
Well, time to take a, er, “shower”….