Me: Jeez, I just feel so bloated!
Wife: Hmmph.
Me: And I don’t feel like I’ve been eating that badly lately. I don’t know what the deal is.
Wife: What about the buttered popcorn and candy at the movies?
Me: Yeah, but…
Wife: And the chocolate? And cookies around the house?
Me: Okay, okay, but…
Wife: And didn’t you get yourself a treat at the grocery store? And you were drinking wine last night, and…
Me: Okay, let us stop talking about this now.
Jeez. I’m looking forward to the end of the holidays and travel extravaganza we’re going on starting tomorrow…