Greetings from Iowa City– more specifically, the U of Iowa library, where I’ve managed to find a free place to check my email (and thus check in with my students who are working online this week) and to do a little web surfing. More on the trip Annette and I took to the Amanas and IC later, when I can easily jack-in my laptop. In the meantime, I thought this first person commentary from The Onion was a little too funny because it seemed just a bit too easy to imagine as being true. Enjoy.