Dramatic re-enactment of a conversation I had with my wife this morning

Me: Jeez, I just feel so bloated!

Wife: Hmmph.

Me: And I don’t feel like I’ve been eating that badly lately. I don’t know what the deal is.

Wife: What about the buttered popcorn and candy at the movies?

Me: Yeah, but…

Wife: And the chocolate? And cookies around the house?

Me: Okay, okay, but…

Wife: And didn’t you get yourself a treat at the grocery store? And you were drinking wine last night, and…

Me: Okay, let us stop talking about this now.

Jeez. I’m looking forward to the end of the holidays and travel extravaganza we’re going on starting tomorrow…

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