This is perhaps a bit “high brow” for this site, but I thought it was funny all the same.
“Jean-Paul Sartre, 911 Operator,” from McSweeney’s.
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Writer, Professor, and Everything Else
Nice… that’s funny stuff.
The funniest part is actually at the beginning:
CALLER: Operator, I need an ambulance. I think I just cut my finger off in the blender …
OPERATOR: (The sound of a cigarette being lit, then an exhale.)
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