I guess I won't be writing a novel this month; get back to me in May?

Once again, National Novel Novel Month is off to an impressive start. You knew that November was National Novel Writing Month, didn’t you? As the web site puts it, NaNoWriMo:

“…is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.

Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.

I have to say that as a writer (not of fiction as of late, but I will probably go back to it at some point, probably soon) and as a teacher, I very much value this approach. I think the quest for perfection or just “doing it right” stops too many writers, and I also think that there is value to writing a bad novel even if the only person who reads it is the writer.

It’s just that November is too “middle of the school year” for me to contemplate a novel. Though this might be exactly the time to write a novel. I have a copy of NaNoWriMo founder Chris Baty’s book No Plot? No Problem! (and, btw, the book is a hoot), and one of the pieces of advice he offers is to write when you’re really busy. He puts it like this: “If you have a million things to do, adding item number 1,000,001 is not such a big deal. When, on the other hand, you have nothing to do, getting out of bed and washing yourself before 2:00 P.M. feels like too much work to even contemplate.”

Well, regardless, it’s too late for this year. Maybe next, and I am quite serious about trying this in May or so.

Will’s and my Lunch Boxes do not Contain Lead; Does Yours?

While at school the other day, a colleague of mine noticed the vinyl Spiderman lunch box I was carrying. And yes, that is my lunch box; Will’s has a Yu Gi Oh! theme to it. Anyway, this colleague of mine said “You know, a lot of these soft-sided lunch boxes contain lead.”

“What?!”

“Yeah, they passed around a notice at the EMU Children’s Institute,” where said colleague’s children attend pre-school.

To get to the point: according to studies done by the Center for Environmental Health, there are some soft-sided lunchboxes out there that contain way too much lead. Furthermore, according to Snopes.com, this is not a hoax.

Now, as even the Center for Environmental Health web site makes clear, it’s not like the lead-containing lunch boxes are as dangerous to kids as eating or inhaling paint particles or something. Still, Will and I like to stay on a low-lead diet, so we swung by Home Depot and bought one of the lead testing kits suggested by the CEH web site. Happily, we are carrying around lunch boxes free of lead and made of pure vinyl/petrochemical plastic-like products.

How different is the Bush Administration from Saddam?

You know, one of the more disturbing aspects of W.’s War in Iraq and War on Terror (all the same to him, of course) is in an effort to fight terrorism and oppression (like torture), the government has been engaging in numerous practices that could easily enough be characterized as, well, terrorism and oppression (like torture). I mean, the stuff in the prisons in Iraq is old news; Darth Vader er, Dick “the dick” Chenney has been lobbying to exclude the CIA from a ban on torture, an amendment that’s been attached to a budget bill by that crazy liberal John McCain.

But I think this story, if true, takes the cake.

Via the Daily KOS comes a story that was published in the UK Independent Online Edition, “US forces ‘used chemical weapons’ during assault on city of Fallujah.” Here’s the opening paragraph from that article:

Powerful new evidence emerged yesterday that the United States dropped massive quantities of white phosphorus on the Iraqi city of Fallujah during the attack on the city in November 2004, killing insurgents and civilians with the appalling burns that are the signature of this weapon.

Ever since the assault, which went unreported by any Western journalists, rumours have swirled that the Americans used chemical weapons on the city.

Not exactly the “justified” war that W. argues for, is it?

Help me prepare for next term!

(I actually posted this message on the tech-rhet mailing list; I figured I’d “reposition” it here, too).

I received an email from an eager future graduate student the other day asking me what books I was going to use for the graduate course I teach regularly here, “Computers and Writing, Theory and Practice.” It’s a course I’ve taught several times before. The last time I taught it was Fall 2004; the web site is at http://krause.emich.edu/eng516 One other thing I’ll mention: despite its title, the course is supposed to have a pedagogical spin to it since it is a required course for our MA in the Teaching of Writing. While this has shifted in recent years, a significant portion of the students in this program are practicing high school or junior high teachers, so I try to include materials that have some K-12 relevance.

Anyway, that future student’s email got me thinking about this and another course, so I thought I’d throw it out there to see what folks think:

  • Are there any recommendations for an anthology of current readings on the “state of affairs” in computers and composition studies? I have a lot of pieces in my class from past anthologies and such, but I guess I’m looking to see if there are newer (2003 +) collections that folks like.
  • Any single-authored and/or collaboratively written texts out there on the subject that people like? For example, one book I will probably include is Literate Lives in the Information Age: Narratives of Literacy from the United States by Selfe and Hawisher and many “et al” (Mahwah, NJ: Lawrence Erlbaum Associates, 2004 ). I just think it’s a really interesting and original collection. I’ve thought about using Gee’s book on video games and Selber’s book about multimedia literacy. Any other ideas?
  • Speaking of book ideas: for a different class (“Writing for the World Wide Web”), I’m looking for a sort of CSS for beginners kind of text. If I decide to go that route; I might just use resources on the web to facilitate this. Last year, I used Eric Meyer’s Cascading Style Sheets: The Definitive Guide, Second Edition, which is an excellent book, but complete overkill for this class. So I’m looking for something that isn’t “for dummies” (if you get my drift) but that is focused for relative beginners, too.
  • Any ideas?

The Happy Academic has been in the fog before, too…

This past weekend, I had meant to blog about an article in last week’s Chronicle of Higher Education, “Entering the Fog” by Frank “not his real name” Midler. Midler, a “newly tenured associate professor at a large Midwestern research university,” writes about his experiences participating on one of the key faculty committees at his university, something called the curriculum-policy committee. His department chair says it is an important group; a colleague who had been on the committee before describes it as “the fog.”

With those two potentially conflicting remarks, I went to my first meeting, where I met some familiar faces (other untenured faculty members) and some unfamiliar ones. The latter, I learned, were grizzled veterans of the committee, who had represented their departments, in some cases, for 20 years. An associate dean and his crew of selected college advisers (the people who knew the regulations inside and out) came in and sat at the head of the table.

I soon realized that both of my colleagues were right about the committee. Its membership consists of one representative from each department in our College of Arts and Sciences. In some cases the representative was a department’s director of undergraduate studies; in others, an interested and experienced faculty member; and in still others (like mine), a green colleague who needed seasoning.

And it was like entering the fog. I had no idea what was going on. The advising staff and long-time committee members were bantering about policy or gossiping about colleagues (weirdly, I couldn’t tell the difference) while the associate dean was bouncing a large multicolored Super Ball with frenetic energy off the table in front of him. The ball escaped only once or twice, at which point one of the advisers would run after it.

That Super Ball story is either completely made up or it has “outted” Midler because if it is real, this dean (or somebody who knows this dean) just read about himself.

Anyway, I’m my department’s representative to faculty council right now (in the second of a three year term), and while there are some similarities between my committee and the committee Midler talks about, faculty council is considerably less foggy. We vote on things, the committee is very much run by faculty, I think that the work we do actually represents “input,” and I think that the committee is a positive example of the institution’s efforts at “shared governence.”

Still, when I first started down the tenure-track path as a Happy Academic, I was most certainly not schooled in work like this. In fact, when I started my first tenure-track job, I was surprised that this sort of work existed at all, and I continue to be surprised at the amount of time that this kind of work can occupy. When I was an undergraduate and then graduate student, I assumed that college professors taught classes and did some research and maybe went to a few meetings. After I actually became a professor, I learned that a significant portion of my job– at least a third, maybe more– in reality involves work that has little to do with my own teaching or scholarship: meetings for certain, but also responsibilities that can probably be best labled “paperwork.”

Along these lines, I was (and continue to be) surprised that there actually are faculty members who seem to put these meetings and other paperwork at the center of their careers. Without being too specific here, I will just say that, like Milder, I have a number of colleagues at the university who have been on faculty council (and similar kinds of committees) for decades. I have mixed feelings about this, sort of like I have mixed feelings about term limits in Michigan state government. On the one hand, having folks on these committees who have been on them for a long time brings experience and consistency; on the other hand, “new blood” can be a good thing.

Finally, this article makes me think a bit about this concept of “shared governance.” The Community College Dean had a post that related to this, and I think he basically has some good points. Like I said, Faculty Council is a place for the faculty to give input about the way things work around here– the “shared governance” concept. But there is a very fine line between things where faculty have real input and things where faculty are more or less required to “rubber stamp” the directives approved by administrators. Further, sometimes “shared governance” looks an awful lot like administrators trying to get faculty to do the work that administrators ought to do themselves. But that’s a slightly different story.

A few more miscellaneous links

I need to get myself caught up on grading today, so for now, just a few miscellaeous links to things from the blogosphere for the last couple of days:

  • Assigned plagiarism, from Mike at Vitia. Basically, Mike set up a project where he got his students to plagiarize to simultaneously make a point about research and plagiarism. Good assignment, I think.
  • Via Johndan comes this link of a “Typography Crash Course Roundup,” which could be interesting to look at… someday….
  • Via the CC Dean comes this post, “Teaching in Context, or, All Hail Dr. Crazy.” The “Dr. Crazy” in question is another blogger, who has a number of posts about the challenges of teaching (to quote Dr. Crazy) “at a Non-Elite, Teaching-Driven Institution.” They are good posts I suppose, but as a comp/rhet person who has always worked at these kinds of schools, they aren’t exactly surprising to me.
  • Via John at Machina Memorialis comes this article “Intelligence in the Internet age,” which is on CNET News. In a way, it’s kind of a “pop” version of a lot of the reading I tend to assign at the beginning of a couple of different classes I teach; might be interesting to come back to later.
  • Finally, and I’m not sure where I got this one (CultureCat?), comes CiteULike, which is “a free online service to organise your academic papers.”

Why would you want to give up coffee?! (Or, “you’re going to blog about that, aren’t you?”)

Annette and I stopped by the Food Whole on Thursday after a nice morning walk. I for one like to stop and get a cup of coffee, perhaps something for breakfast (depending on what I had eaten before the walk). This semester I teach on Thursday nights, so I also usually get a frozen dinner to heat up for a pre-class meal at school.

Anyway, whenever I go to Whole Foods, even if it is just for a cup of coffee, I always make the rounds of the store in order to enjoy the various samples. The way I figure it, if I’m going to be paying a premium on my groceries (and actually, the extent to which Whole Foods is “over priced” is debatable, I think), I might as well enjoy all the perks. I had made my way over to the coffee area after picking out a ginger scone (sorta like a breakfast but sorta like a dessert, I guess), and there was a sample station set up for some kind of coffee. “Hmm, I’ll try that,” I was thinking, and as I was fixing myself a tiny cup from the pump thermos, I read the description of what I was about to try and I began to second guess myself.

The product I had poured myself was “Teeccino®,” a caffeine-free herbal coffee. I picked up one of the brochures they had there about this stuff. Here’s a quote from it:

Teeccino® (tea-chee-no) is the first herbal coffee belnded from herbs, grains, fruits and nuts that are roasted, ground and brewed just like coffee. Dark, rich, and full-bodied, Teeccino® brings you all the satisfaction of a robust brew with no caffeine reaction. Teeccino® tastes mildely sweet from dates and figs, but only has 15 calories per cup! Teeccino® contains 65 mg of potassium to give your body a natural energy lift.

Worse yet, Teeccino® comes in a series of flavors, including “Java” (ah, coffee flavored caffeine-free herbal coffee?) and “original.” On sample that morning was Almond Amaretto. Now, to be fair to the Teeccino® people, I don’t like flavored “non-herbal” coffee, so my impressions of their product may be a bit skewed. Nonetheless, I came away thinking that Teeccino® tasted a) absolutely nothing like coffee and b) icky.

And I guess the problem I have is the basic premise of the product: why would you want to give up coffee? I mean, sure, maybe you want to cut down on caffine. But that’s what decaf is for. They’re trying to make a comparison between this stuff and “herbal tea,” but the basic difference seems to be that herbal tea tastes good while herbal coffee tastes bad.

BTW, after bitching about this crappy stuff to Annette, I picked up the brochure I am looking at right now. Annette sighed and said “You’re going to blog about that, aren’t you?”

Even MORE About the Illustrated Elements of Style (and the problem of "Writing")

Talk about a little story that has legs: on NPR’s “Morning Edition” yesterday (I actually started writing this post while listening to this show yesterday morning; it’s been one thing or another the last couple of days), there was a fairly long piece about the recently published illustrated version of The Elements of Style. Besides talking about the book and its illustrations, the story also talked about the “opera” (but not really so much an opera as a song cycle) that has words based on the book. They have a web site that includes samples of two songs, the story from earlier, and a few pictures from the book.

By the way, the music, IMO, is what Laurie Anderson once referred to in a piece of hers as “Difficult Listening Music.” But I’ll let you be the judge of that.

I don’t want to make too much out of this, and I do think that the Maria Kalman illustrations are hilarious and charming. But I guess I have two problems with the way that these reports talk about The Elements of Style. First, while there is a lot of useful advice in Strunk’s and White’s little book, there’s quite a bit wrong with it, too. The book doesn’t so much offer instruction as it offers Strunk’s (and, I am sure, White’s) “pet peeves” about grammar and useage. Strunk’s and White’s advice– “Be clear,” “Omit needless words,” “Do not affect a breezy manner,” etc.– are merely affirmations. They are to writing instruction what Dr. Phil is to psychotherapy.

And beyond that, Strunk’s and White’s editions of the book are elitist and down-right sexist. I say “Strunk’s and White’s editions” because the latest edition of the book and the edition that Kalman illustrated was published in 2000, about 15 years after White’s death and at least 45 years since Strunk’s demise. This is significant because there are some interesting differences between the 2000 edition and the 1979 edition: many of the examples have been changed to make the book at least a bit more inclusive, they actually mention computers (not significantly, but more than they did in 1979, of course), and they eliminate White’s rather defensive prose on the use of “he” for the generic pronoun. In fact, one of the examples that Kalman illustrates– something like “Chlöe smells good, like a pretty baby should” (Kalman has a picture of a big and pretty baby)– was originally “Chlöe smells good, like a pretty girl should,” which obviously has different connotations. There are dozens of examples like this. I suppose we can credit Strunk’s and White’s assumptions to the fact that the book is a “product of a different time,” but we shouldn’t gloss over Strunk’s and White’s view of the world with a revision that “corrects” them.

The second issue is more significant and more difficult to do anything about, the concept “out there” about what counts as “writing.” Just about every English professor or teacher in the universe has been in the situation where they meet a stranger (on a plane, at a party, waiting in a line, whatever) and after they tell the stranger that they are an English professor or teacher, the stranger says something like “Oh, I better watch my grammar.” And when I tell people outside of English studies (and sometimes inside, too!) that I do things in my classes like make web sites, study email exchanges, examine the balance between text and graphics, etc., etc., they get a bit confused.

I was reading Kathy Yancey’s CCCC 2003 keynote essay the other day (I think it was the 2003 keynote; it was published in the December 2004 issue of the CCCs) and I think she makes a pretty good argument about where we ought to be going with writing. One quote that sort of sums it up for me:

This new composition includes rhetoric and is about literacy. New composition includes the literacy of print: it adds on to it and brings the notions of practice and activity and circulation and media and screen and networking to our conceptions of process. It will require a new expertise of us as it does of our students. And ultimately, new composition may require a new site for learning for all of us.

Right on; now, the question is how do we convince people outside of our own narrow little world that this ought to be what they think of “writing?” And how do we get a story about this new concept of writing in the New York Times or on NPR?

More about audio in writing classes (or, a slight blast from the past)

There’s a discussion happening on the listserv tech-rhet right now about audio comments on student essays. One handy link posted by Jim Kalmbach was to a 2002 Kairos essay by Jack Wilson called “Perception is All: Using Audio Files To Reach Across the Divide.” I’ve only had a chance to skim it at this point, but basically, it’s about Wilson’s use of audio comments, which he creates (created? I assume he still does this) digitally.

As I posted to tech-rhet, this sounds kind of interesting, and maybe I’ll experiment with it next semester. On the other hand, it also sounds like it might be more work than it’s worth, too. Hmmmm…..

My barbers have a web site

That is Arcade Barbers, which is in the Nichols Arcade in Ann Arbor. The web site even comes with a kinda cheesy Flash intro page. Interestingly, this place now has wireless Internet access in there. I haven’t had a chance to use it yet because the last couple of times I’ve gotten my hair cut (including today) I haven’t had to wait. But I can imagine it coming in handy….